Aleph Ersatz

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Friday, August 8, 2008

Westboro Blasphemous Crazies

For those who don’t know, the Westboro Baptist Church is trying to protest at the funeral of Tim McLean, the unfortunate victim of the Greyhound slaying last week. These fucks think that somehow one mans insanity and random brutla murder is “God’s punishment” for Canadians being a “fag nation”…

I cannot beleive these assholes. They want to slap everyone in the face with their attention raising, oportunistic manipulation of McLean’s death and turn it into a farce just so they can get some attention. I know that PETA just did this, but the WBO morons have taken the cake.

But here’s the fun points.

First, Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. (Exodus 20:7). I guess these religious fuck nuts can’t read very well. While I know the bible does make some mention of God striking down homosexuals in the Book of Job, I’m pretty sure God wasn’t just “hating” the “fags”. Also, God punished the whole town, not just one or two random people. So as far as God punishing homosexual “enablers”, I’m pretty sure by their own Bible’s standards that all of Canada would be burned down by God if He was that inclined to punish us. (Enablers? Since when was Homosexuality a drug? That’s like saying child counselors are Autism enablers.)

Second, besides shameless and unflattering publicity, why are they botehring? Sure, bad publicity gets the best coverage, as well all know, but it’s not going to get anything for their cause. Our Bible belt is in Alberta, Manitoba is a little to the right asshats. Get a map, a real map that shows all of Canada. Ignorant hicks.

On the plus side, I am surprised, but pleasantly pleased that the Canadian government is actually trying to stop these religious fucknuts. Amazing considdering they won’t help Omar Khadr, and left Brenda Martin to rot in Mexico, I’m surprised they would let themselves stand up to Christian American whackjobs.

Too bad the WBC is just a small group of inbred hicks, but hey, good to know Stockwell Day has some balls after all…even if they are there just for show.

posted by aleph at 8:26 pm  

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