Oh Hi Again
Had an interesting meeting with the one neighbour of mine. Her car is in the same parking lot as ours, and during the big Decemebr snowfall, her car got burried by the plow’s shitty work. My wife and I helped her get out, and now we say hello when we pass. Very neighbourly.
So today, while waiting in the ice and snow for the bus, I look over and see one of the other regulars running across the road. The bus stop is right by a T-intesection onto a major street, so there is only one stop sign. The woman runs across the two lane road across the stop-sign side, but instead of going straight across, she cuts across at an angle, putting her about 10 feet behind the stop sign. Then, she slips on the ice and falls.
That was all fine and dandy, until I saw the jeep. The jeep swerved nicely, though, very excelent driving, and cuts between the stopsign post and the wooden barrier on the side walk, slowly going over the grassy corner and cleanly ripping the fire hydrant right out of the ground. It was at this point I realized, “holy shit, they realyl DO shoot guyesers of water”, because that’s what it did, covering the Jeep in muddy water.
Luckly, the Jeep was going slow it could stop easily off the road, literally, and the storm drain was clear, so there was a little lake, but didn’t flood anything, and the driver could get in and out easily. That was when the passenger, who happened to be my neighbour from before, got out! I always seem to meet her at the oddest of times it seems.
So, the eighbour and I checked on the woman who fell, and whom was totally ok, then got the standard information from everyone. I gave her a chunk of paper from my notebook and my pen to use, and she was grateful, and we had a good chuckle before I caught my bus. The poor driver, she was a bit distraught, but her angered comment of “why is a fire hydrant there?” was quite amusing…and I totally agree. It’s on the side of the 3-way furthest from all of the houses! Makes no sense to have it there, but I guess it just had to be there.
Pure irony. Damn the universe.